Does what it says in the title.

16th June 2014

Post reblogged from I Should Get A Boyfriend with 132,162 notes

radioactivemongoose:

at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut

This could honestly be a quotation of Karl Pilkington.

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1st May 2014

Photoset reblogged from Conor :) with 147 notes

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30th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Insane Ramblings of Someone Small with 14 notes

30th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Insane Ramblings of Someone Small with 5 notes

6th February 2014

Photoset reblogged from Valar Morghulis with 62 notes

17th November 2013

Quote with 132 notes

If we were all geniuses there’d be nobody to empty the bins.
— Karl Pilkington

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13th September 2013

Photoset reblogged from The Insane Ramblings of Someone Small with 74 notes

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11th September 2013

Quote reblogged from you're talking bullshit! with 89 notes

We’ve had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the
Fucking About Age.
— Words of wisdom by Karl Pilkington [The Moaning of Life, 2013] (via heathermacfarlane)

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7th September 2013

Photoset with 88 notes

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5th September 2013

Photo reblogged from That Random Gamer Guy with 87 notes

video-games-and-superheroes:

"I’d be bullshit man…there’s so many meetings goin’ on where you know people are bullshitting, I’d just like to walk in, I wouldn’t need a special costume and I’d fly in and I’d go bullshit and they’d go ugh it’s bullshit man" - Karl Pilkington 

Don’t worry about going to the trouble of sourcing a special costume, as long as he can fly.

video-games-and-superheroes:

"I’d be bullshit man…there’s so many meetings goin’ on where you know people are bullshitting, I’d just like to walk in, I wouldn’t need a special costume and I’d fly in and I’d go bullshit and they’d go ugh it’s bullshit man" - Karl Pilkington

Don’t worry about going to the trouble of sourcing a special costume, as long as he can fly.

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