at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut
This could honestly be a quotation of Karl Pilkington.
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If we were all geniuses there’d be nobody to empty the bins.
We’ve had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the
Fucking About Age.
"I’d be bullshit man…there’s so many meetings goin’ on where you know people are bullshitting, I’d just like to walk in, I wouldn’t need a special costume and I’d fly in and I’d go bullshit and they’d go ugh it’s bullshit man" - Karl Pilkington
Don’t worry about going to the trouble of sourcing a special costume, as long as he can fly.
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